Chilling Visions – 5 Senses of Fear (2013)

This is how this film presents itself: “Five short films. Five revolutionary visions. Five reasons to be scared shitless. For its first ever original anthology, Chiller Films and Synthetic International are teaming up with six up-and-coming filmmakers to write and direct five short horror films based on the human senses.”

And here’s what I thought of it:

I hated it!
Quite simply…
All these directors for nothing.
Well… yes: just to waste our time!

On the back of the DVD cover it says “Hostel and Saw are a joke in comparison…”.
Well, not really. Hostel and Saw are both much better than this piece of rubbish.

There are “ABC of Death” 1 & 2 style anthologies that have excruciating, unbearable moments and interesting, gripping moments.
This film can easily join the worst horror anthology I’ve ever seen, namely “Little Deaths”.
When I saw the latter, I said to myself that it’s incredible how much rubbish is produced these days! Then you wrap the whole thing up in a cool DVD cover and the buyer falls for it!
From the DVD player straight into the bin!
Fans of gore, of anything that’s highly disgusting and without any subtlety or important message, may find it to their liking.
The rest of you, I think you should avoid it, or throw it out as a matter of urgency if you’ve already bought it.
A total failure. A real piece of junk!
I so wish I could say that this film has some good and some bad.
But everything that’s good is spoilt by everything that’s bad.

You can also take it to the rubbish tip, because some things have to go back to Earth sooner rather than later.

From the fourteenth minute, I knew this film was going to be hard to watch. But once again, I’ve sacrificed myself for you, dear readers! You have to do your job properly.

Luckily it didn’t last more than an hour and twenty-seven minutes, and my toilet wasn’t far away!

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