Snowbound (2017)

Snowbound (2017)The participants in an orgy wake up naked and amnesiac in the snow in the middle of nowhere. In a nearby cabin, they discover the body of a girl and a message: to survive, they must identify the person responsible for the murder and kill him. And there you have it: another one of the most rubbish films I’ve ever seen!

It’s so bad that it’s a shame to spend time talking about it. If you like seeing lots of naked people throughout a perverse film without asking yourself too many moral or ethical questions…No, I take that back. Without thinking! That’s enough!

The actors and actresses wake up naked in the snow at the beginning of the film. That’s the only thing I admire here, because it’s clearly something I won’t be doing. I hope they didn’t have atrocious shooting conditions, because it was clearly in vain. Then, for the rest of the film, everyone is in their underwear. It’s good for a bit of eye candy, of course, but do we need a film for that? Wasting film like it’s nothing?

Well, there’s one person who’s very overweight and relatively older than the others. So this frustrated director can justify himself by saying that this man is proof that he didn’t make this film simply to satisfy his primitive fantasies.

I didn’t spot anyone I know. I think this kind of film kills a career… or prevents it from starting.

I’m sorry, this film is a real throwaway! Those looking for gore will also be sorely disappointed. No bloody scenes, but rather erotic, perverse, vile and the story and screenplay are completely absurd. So stupid that it would be laughable if it didn’t involve a hell of a waste of time. In fact, you’d just have to show this film on a drunken evening to make the tipsy or just the very tired laugh.