All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

All Cheerleaders Die (2013) Oh la la! A film that goes in all directions. I thought it was going to be a subtle film. With a girl who hates cheerleaders, but tries to have a bitchy attitude and makeup so she can join them… and take them down one by one.

But the film goes in the direction of drunken party nonsense. Then there’s an accident, 4 girls die… but get resurrected by a young witch. They become blood drinkers and have to kill to regenerate. If one girl has an orgasm, all the others do too. Then we learn that one had been raped and she was the same one who hated cheerleaders… before falling in love with one of them. We learn that she was also in love with the witch… and in the end, she falls in love with her again… while the guy who raped her and was killed… turns into a zombie!

That’s it, basically! If I made you want to see this film… it’s because I’m a very good salesman! Because if I even manage to seduce you with what I hated, it’s because I’m really too strong!!!

I did not adhere at all and saw absolutely no interest in this film.  Full of sexy girls with no charisma. And even when they die, I had no pity. To tell you the truth, I didn’t really care about anything that happened to anyone in this movie. I ended up watching it on fast forward. And it was still too long! I didn’t like the humour, the story or anything.

Chris Sivertson had already failed with his “I know who killed me” film, but then… he hits the bottom, the grotesque and the pathetic! He should have the award for the worst films. I can’t believe I still have two to see. Maybe I’ll review my list of films to see. Also, the second director of this film is Lucky McKee! Yes, the one who made the despicable and very bad The Woman!!!

To think that there is a second part that was planned! Sex, violence, gore, lesbianism, drugs and alcohol! And if only that was all, but : bad dialogues and uncharismatic actors are also present.