Knock at the Cabin (2023)

Knock at the Cabin (2023)

M. Night Shyamalan is incredible!

A definite talent!

He’s got the talent to make an hour-and-a-half film seem like three hours.

He manages to make a bad behind-closed-doors film, even though I love behind-closed-doors films in general. 

He manages to drag out films, even with interesting subjects. 

I don’t know which of Manu’s comments I want to use this time!

The “Ha Ha Ha Ha” is always great. 

Or how about his review of Birds of Prey, which went something like “Despite my best efforts, I really didn’t like it”!

Or what he wrote about Saw 8: “I don’t like these films, but every time I watch them I hope it’s the right one”!

So, anyway…

We’ve done that for so many films. 

I’ve watched all the Screams, all the Urban Legends, the Remember Last Summer, etc. And I’ve also watched a lot of other films.

And I’ve also stupidly watched almost every M. Night Shyamalan film. 

I’d had a little hope with OLD… but so little!

And it was short-lived. 

I don’t think Manu & Clad will necessarily go for this film, having already hated the last one. Rafi was absent. Has he dropped out for even longer? 

Well, I’m not going to tell you that I loved everything from The 6th Sense to The Village,

that The Visit is a good found footage film, although I can’t get enough of that genre,

that Split & Glass are pretty much failures in my eyes.

The Girl and the Water was catastrophic… but since I’m crazy enough, I’m going to have to watch it again just to review it and shoot it down. 

It’s good to be passionate, my friends! 

In any case, I found nothing interesting in this film,

it’s bland, slow, the dialogue isn’t great, and none of the actors shine. 

Even M. Night Shyamalan went unnoticed by me and I didn’t spot him this time. That’s saying something!!!  

Apparently he was in a commercial during the film, right? 

All these films about the Apocalypse are starting to piss me off. 

We’ve understood that some people want it to happen quickly.

And others who think it’s already started! 

The violence is passable, because the scenes aren’t too explicit. 

The little girl plays well just in one or two scenes. 

The gay couple have charisma, but all the actors have been badly directed. 

Avoid it if you can! 

Or try to find some positive points and come and tell me about it !!!