Zombie Strippers (2008)

Zombie Strippers (2008)

How awful! I definitely won: just before, I watched the equally bad Strippers vs Werewolves.

A silly Jay Lee movie. His “Alyce Kills” is good though. Well… better than this one for sure.

A film with Jenna Jameson is bound to be bad. It’s like watching a film with Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton! I’m not denying that they can be quite funny and that I don’t hate them, but there’s also a good chance that it will fall flat. It’s like Traci Lords in a leading role. If she’s in a small role, like in Blade (1998), for example, it’s fine!

For the humour to be even remotely good, there has to be a minimum of consistency. However, there is absolutely no consistency here. Yet I watched this film twice in less than five years, trying to approach it with a different mindset. Nothing helped: this film is really rubbish!

Despite some moments where there is undeniably some good humour, it is unfortunately drowned out by the heaviness, the longueurs and everything else that makes a film very bad. What’s more, the shortest gags are the best, but here they are drawn out until they are no longer funny at all.
In short…
If you want to see pretty girls, striptease, Robert Englund and gore, this film is for you! Which is the case for all the people who gave this dud 5 stars in their reviews elsewhere.

Everyone else… run away fast!!!
PS: Robert Englund is excellent in his role as Freddy and as Willy in the 1980s series V. Apart from that, unfortunately, he is not a sign of a good film.